The volume of photoshop experts on Tinder is staggering. Perhaps it's the format of the app itself that attracts these savvy photomanipulating gurus. Regardless, I feel blessed to be able to feast my eyes on these tiny art pieces that not only express the artistic side of these men but also shower me with pure sex feelings.
Jonathan- When most people look at Jonathan they think "Oh man, I wish there where more of him from different angles". Lucky for us, Jonathan created this dream come true. I don't have to wonder any longer what the side profile of Jonathan's goatee looks like, or how he would look with an angst shadow of himself staring in the background. In a world where we only get one Jonathan, and one Jonathan is never enough, I am truly thankful that he took time out of his rap career to make this beautiful portrait for the Tinder ladies.
JM- The only thing better than tribal and barbed wire arm band tattoos are radioactive tribal and barbed wire arm tattoos. Unfortunately, most men who have attempted to achieve the "radioactive tattoo" look the natural way have died a slow and painful death from radiation poisoning. JM, being a photoshop master, was able to achieve this rare and beautiful look through his photoshopping and as a result has been swimming in a sea of Tinder vagina without the harmful side effects of radiation toxicity.
Paul- Scrolling through Tinder, I (like many other women) often feel sick and tired of all of the "alive" guys. For once, we'd like to see a dead guy or at least a fatally wounded dude. After passing through 10 healthy alive guys riding a wakeboard, nothing would be more refreshing than coming across a man with a knife sticking out of his chest or a bullet wound to the neck. Unfortunately, we rarely get to see a profile featuring a man gushing blood from various orfices. Paul knew that women of Tinder were longing for a bleeding hero. That ghostly palour of shock comined with beautiful crimson death is the next best thing to Ryan Reynolds holding a fluffy puppy. Thank you Paul, thank you for this gift.
Matt- Sometimes I lay awake at night and I wonder, do I want to date a man or a tiger? It's a conflict common to most adult women and while we often long for dates with tigers, they are notoriously difficult to date due to them being murderous wild animals. Some nights I say aloud "If only there was a half man half tiger hybrid of some sort that I could date". Matt has created this being. Matt, using his photoshop skills, has rendered a beautiful man tiger that fills this need for women everywhere. If only he had given us a full body shot ;)
